#1 BESTSELLER IN MY HOUSEHOLDThe Day-After-Tomorrow Miracle
The Foolproof Method to Transform Your Life Without Getting Out of Bed Before Ten (A Parody)
by Del A. Tomorrow
“Read it at 11 a.m. Changed my afternoon.” — my neighbor
Tired of people who get up at 4:30 a.m. and post the sunrise?
This book is for you — the proud owner of seven alarms, all silenced with ninja precision. You bought a planner in January and turned it into a coaster by February. You've said "I'll start Monday" so many times that Mondays stopped believing you. In this gloriously lazy parody of the wake-up-early bestsellers, you'll discover: