#1 BESTSELLER IN MY HOUSEHOLDHow to Win Naps and Avoid People
An Introvert's Guide to Polite Disappearance (A Parody)
by Del A. Tomorrow
“Didn't call me back. Loved it.” — my cousin
Ever hidden in a stranger's bathroom at a party just to hear yourself think?
You don't need to win more people. You need to win more naps.
For almost a century, self-help books have promised that the secret to success is more people: more handshakes, more names, more parties. How to Win Naps and Avoid People is for everyone else — the ones who let unknown numbers ring, rehearse ordering pizza, and have a favorite spot at every party (the coat room).
Written by Del A. Tomorrow, author of The Day-After-Tomorrow Miracle and sole researcher at the Institute for Horizontal Studies (his bed, staffed by a cat), this hilarious parody introduces the H.E.R.M.I.T. Method. Inside you'll learn:
Behind the jokes is a warm, honest book about social batteries, boundaries, solitude versus loneliness, and the few people worth showing up for — with a surprising final twist.
The perfect gift for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who has ever hidden in a bathroom at a party.